Saturday, May 29, 2010

Grocery Shopping

Dear Lady waiting to check out,

     I know you must be in a hurry but since this is walmart NOTHING ever goes fast here. Ramming your cart up my rear end will not make the cashier or the credit card machine go any faster so PLEASE back off and give me at least enough space so that I can fit in between your cart and mine.

Thank you ever so kindly,
                     The lady who had to use a crow bar to get your cart unstuck.

You never know what to expect when running to walmart and the other day I have to say for the first time ever I was wedged between two carts and the lady wedging me did NOT care at all. I was in the check out line and had a lot of stuff. I was standing to the side of my cart loading the groceries as the cashier rang them up. As she got closer the the end of my items I stepped back to the top of my cart so I could pay for my items. As I was standing there a lady about mid 40's came and put her few items on the belt. As her items moved closer and closer to the scanner so did she. I noticed she was getting a little too close if you know what I mean and I scooted as close to my cart as possible (with a pregnant belly it's not as easy as it used to be.) I ran my card through the machine and was just waiting for it to process when the next thing I knew she was hitting my ever so lovely ghetto booty with her cart. If you know me at all I am not one to say anything so I shot her a NASTY look which she did not even notice. I didn't know if she wanted to give me a ride or just pay for my groceries so she could get out of there faster. Needless to say I collected my groceries shooting her another nasty glare (again she took no notice) and left. My question is who doesn't know when there cart has hit something and then look to see what it is and when you notice it is a persons say I am sorry? Only at walmart would you find a person like that.